Well, it’s summer in the US and that means that there is f’all to watch on tv for the next couple of months, oh well, at least wipeout is back with a new season and plenty of people falling over and hurting themselves.
This chick goes pretty hard!
Other than that, I suppose we should get onto finishing Season 3 and 4 of Dexter, Season 2 of Lie To Me & start watching Breaking Bad.
I found this little gem on YouTube last night and couldn’t stop watching it, I think I might have played too much Street Fighter 2 (Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start. anyone?) in my youth, but what else are you gonna do growing up in Singapore? not much room to kick a rugby ball around, plus Van Damme, Chuck Norris & Steven Segal were kick ass warriors in the 90′s!
What’s better than seeing Van Damme kick ass in Street Fighter 2? it’s better than the actual movie, and features an awesome MIDI soundtrack and original sound effects!
I thought that we would start off the new year with a bit of Kiwi comedy, we’ve been cranking out the Pulp Sport DVD’s over the Xmas break and I found this little gem, check it out!
Shamelessly pilfered off a friends facebook, it was too good not to share!
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, Craig. Seriously dude, stop throwing rocks.
Jesus H. Christ
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent. And if you don’t like it, too bad. I’m the president.
Abraham Lincoln
It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. That’s what I keep telling myself, anyway. Man, she was hot. I am going to be thinking about that ass for a long, long time.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. But feel free to shoot yourself in the face. That is not a waste.
Kurt Cobain
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. No, not that one! That was the only thing keeping the commies out.
Ronald Reagan
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The married guys know what I’m talking about. Am I right, fellas?
Mahatma Gandhi
There never was a good war or bad peace. Except that one time when we freed ourselves from the British. That was awesome. Overall, I would say that was a good war.
Benjamin Franklin
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Oh God, I think I see a spider crawling up my pant leg. Get it off. GET IT OFF!
Franklin D.Roosevelt
Let my people go! No? OK, what if we leave you all the fat chicks?
Moses
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction. But what do I know? I’m only Albert Fucking Einstein.
Albert Einstein
Hope you enjoyed them, and with that I am off to watch Avatar in 3D!
The Lonely Islands’ I’m On a Boat is parodied by Bill and Ben with alot of help from Shapeshifter’s P-Diggs. Oh, and a goat too.
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